|Closeness to Campus
||We're only a block away.
||Live there and you'll never get away from campus.
||Hope you like riding the bus.
||Free! Libre! (Fall and Spring)
||What meal plan?
||Friendships, cultural diversity everyone's welcome, laid back.
||Ice cream socials? Give me a break.
||Do you talk to your neighbor?
||$400 per month.
||Way more than $400 per month.
||Student loan, credit card debt, 1 arm and 1 leg.
||Preps, punks, arties, geeks, hipsters, and grad students.
||Do you know who lives in 2B?
||Trust fund babies.
||Free or minimal-cost parking.
||Get a parking decal and some patience.
||Sure they have parking. So what, who cares?
||Fully furnished rooms, wi-fi, cable ready, recroom, laundry.
||About the same.
||Get your own.
||Democracy (Student run with leadership opportunities).
||Dictatorship (Hope you have a nice RA).