| CLO | Dorms | Gainesville Apts. | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Closeness to Campus | We're only a block away. | Live there and you'll never get away from campus. | Hope you like riding the bus. |
| Meal Plan | Included! | Totally expensive. | What meal plan? |
| Community | Friendships, cultural diversity, everyones welcome, laid back. | Ice cream socials? Give me a break. | Do you talk to your neighbor? |
| Cost | $350 per month. | Way more than $350 per month. | Student loan, credit card debt, 1 arm and 1 leg. |
| People | Preps, regulars, arties, geeks, hipsters and grad students. | Do you know who lives in 2B? | Trust fund babies. |
| Parking | Free, abundant parking. | Get a parking decal and some patience. | Sure they have parking. So what, who cares? |
| Amenities | Fully furnished rooms, wi-fi, cable ready, recroom, laundry. | About the same. | Go get your own. |
| Management | Democracy (Student run with leadership opportunities). | Dictatorship (Hope you have a nice RA). | Corporate Headaches! |
